her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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