ya dads aren't the best wingmen
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Randomize
