roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
We got so high we made milksteak
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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