that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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