i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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