we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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