addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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