Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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