you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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