A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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