So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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