2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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