I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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