Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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