Ambien. No doubt about it.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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