if i can run in heels then i can drive
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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