so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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