i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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