Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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