He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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