Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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