nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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