He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch