Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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