I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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