And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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