Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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