Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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