those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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