It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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