names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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