just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm at about main and main street
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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