WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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