whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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