Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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