I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
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He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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