Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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