I think I died a long time ago.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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