You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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