so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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