she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I cut my penus on the lid.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
