That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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