Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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