Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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