If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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