im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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