that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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