I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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