I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
its not stalking. its research.
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I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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