Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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