doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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