I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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