Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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