Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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