How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
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farters have to be the big spoon...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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